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Chapter 1

Bradley: …Tch! That bastard, he sure got a good laugh out of this…

Snow: Bradley, there you are!

White: We’ve looked all over the place for you!

Bradley: What now…

White: The Sage gave us Valentine’s chocolates last month, of course we’re here to talk about returning the favour!

White: Recently, the other wizards have been gifting the Sage presents in return for Valentine’s.

Snow: And we Northern wizards mustn't lose out on this event!
We’re starting with you, Bradley. You have to get up and out to get a gift!

Bradley: This again? I’ve already prepared one.

Snow: Oh well, if you won’t listen, we’ve got to introduce some physical encourage-…wait, wait?

Snow • White: To think you were a step ahead of us, Bradley! How unexpected~!
We’re very, very pleased!

Bradley: I didn’t ask for the chocolates, that’s for sure. And yet I still gotta give something back?
I don’t get it. And I don’t think I’ll ever want to get why this shit’s necessary.

Bradley: The kids from Central and Southern country kicked up a fuss about it, though..
And I don’t want to hear them yappin’ about it all day, so…

Snow: I see, so that’s why you’ve already prepared your gift. What is the gift, by the way?

Bradley: ….

Bradley: I’ll show you later…..If I remember to.

Snow: Hmph…we won’t be tricked! I know you’ll just act like you forgot all about it, and we’ll never see the gift!

Nero: Hey, Brad, they’re out of the oven.


Chapter 2


Snow: Oh, Nero! What's out of the oven? Something smells good!

White: Could this be for tea time today? I want to have a bite!

Snow • White: ….What’s this?

Snow: Nero, is this meant to be the baked remains of a cursed entity?

Nero: Uh, no…Actually, these are…

Bradley: ...

Nero: …. Pft!

White: …? Why’re you laughing?

Nero: No, no, it’s nothing….but hey, y’know, it tastes pretty decent…

Nero: Well, I’ve got to head back to clean the kitchen…Pft, haha…

Bradley: Tch….just “pretty decent”?

Snow: What does that mean?

White: Bradley, what’s this?

Bradley: Can’t you tell? Cookies.

Snow: These are….cookies…? You mean, you actually baked these….?

Bradley: Yeah, I thought I’d prepare a gift so great the sage would cry of happiness. A gift as luxurious as becoming my underling would be these: handmade cookies.
Personally made. Very priceless, don’t you think?

Snow: So that’s why you made cookies.
Now that you’ve told us the context behind these very uniquely shaped cookies, they suddenly look more pleasant.

White: Yes, very pleasant, and very special.
However, you’re a very skillful person. I’m sure another try would produce better results.
How about it? Wouldn’t you try once again, for the Sage’s sake?

Bradley: What? No way, that’s precious time gone.

Bradley: <Adnopotensum>

Bradley: Here, throw it in a bag and boom. Done. I’m giving this to the Sage.

Snow: No, no, wait! Wrap it properly!

Snow • White: Wait, Bradley!


2020 White Day Bradley’s Home Line message: Hey, you! …Just take them! I had Nero teach me how to make these, just returning the favour for Valentine’s last month. What’re you laughing at?! The shape’s meant to be unique, got it?!

Card Episode - Progressing Toward a Tastier Result

Akira: Bradley, thank you for the cookies you gave me the other day.

Bradley: Yeah, you’re welcome. You better had put your heart into eating those.

Akira: Of course, they were very delicious! Did you have any past experiences with baking or cooking?

Bradley: You’re asking if I have any experiences with cooking? Does it look like I do?

Akira: Um, well…you’re particular with the taste of your food, so I thought you may be experienced in that area…was I wrong?

Bradley: You can’t compare eating to cooking, they’re completely different.
Instructions like mincing meat, or sprinkling in salt…I can’t be bothered to do such painstaking actions.

Bradley: Besides, if I want to eat good food, I could ask a chef to make some for me.

Akira: That makes sense…it’s true that visiting a restaurant and ordering dishes directly from a professional would guarantee a tasty meal over trying it out yourself.

Bradley: Yeah, see? Now that you’ve got it, make me something.

Akira: Make you something…are you asking me?! Why this all of a sudden…?

Bradley: Yeah, you. You can cook, can’t you?

Bradley: I’m gettin’ hungry, but neither the Eastern country’s chef nor the human lady’s anywhere to be seen, but you’re right here.

Akira: But I’m not sure if I can cook up a good meal…I’m not very used to the ingredients here yet, and I don’t want to mess up the temperature, either…

Bradley: You should already know what’ll become of you if you produce a plate of charcoal for me.

Akira: Eek…I- I’ll try my best…
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