Bradley White Day SR
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Chapter 1
Bradley: …Tch! That bastard, he sure got a good laugh out of this…
Snow: Bradley, there you are!
White: We’ve looked all over the place for you!
Bradley: What now…
White: The Sage gave us Valentine’s chocolates last month, of course we’re here to talk about returning the favour!
White: Recently, the other wizards have been gifting the Sage presents in return for Valentine’s.
Snow: And we Northern wizards mustn't lose out on this event!
We’re starting with you, Bradley. You have to get up and out to get a gift!
Bradley: This again? I’ve already prepared one.
Snow: Oh well, if you won’t listen, we’ve got to introduce some physical encourage-…wait, wait?
Snow • White: To think you were a step ahead of us, Bradley! How unexpected~!
We’re very, very pleased!
Bradley: I didn’t ask for the chocolates, that’s for sure. And yet I still gotta give something back?
I don’t get it. And I don’t think I’ll ever want to get why this shit’s necessary.
Bradley: The kids from Central and Southern country kicked up a fuss about it, though..
And I don’t want to hear them yappin’ about it all day, so…
Snow: I see, so that’s why you’ve already prepared your gift. What is the gift, by the way?
Bradley: ….
Bradley: I’ll show you later…..If I remember to.
Snow: Hmph…we won’t be tricked! I know you’ll just act like you forgot all about it, and we’ll never see the gift!
Nero: Hey, Brad, they’re out of the oven.
Chapter 2
Snow: Oh, Nero! What's out of the oven? Something smells good!
White: Could this be for tea time today? I want to have a bite!
Snow • White: ….What’s this?
Snow: Nero, is this meant to be the baked remains of a cursed entity?
Nero: Uh, no…Actually, these are…
Bradley: ...
Nero: …. Pft!
White: …? Why’re you laughing?
Nero: No, no, it’s nothing….but hey, y’know, it tastes pretty decent…
Nero: Well, I’ve got to head back to clean the kitchen…Pft, haha…
Bradley: Tch….just “pretty decent”?
Snow: What does that mean?
White: Bradley, what’s this?
Bradley: Can’t you tell? Cookies.
Snow: These are….cookies…? You mean, you actually baked these….?
Bradley: Yeah, I thought I’d prepare a gift so great the sage would cry of happiness. A gift as luxurious as becoming my underling would be these: handmade cookies.
Personally made. Very priceless, don’t you think?
Snow: So that’s why you made cookies.
Now that you’ve told us the context behind these very uniquely shaped cookies, they suddenly look more pleasant.
White: Yes, very pleasant, and very special.
However, you’re a very skillful person. I’m sure another try would produce better results.
How about it? Wouldn’t you try once again, for the Sage’s sake?
Bradley: What? No way, that’s precious time gone.
Bradley: <Adnopotensum>
Bradley: Here, throw it in a bag and boom. Done. I’m giving this to the Sage.
Snow: No, no, wait! Wrap it properly!
Snow • White: Wait, Bradley!
2020 White Day Bradley’s Home Line message: Hey, you! …Just take them! I had Nero teach me how to make these, just returning the favour for Valentine’s last month. What’re you laughing at?! The shape’s meant to be unique, got it?!
Card Episode - Progressing Toward a Tastier Result
Akira: Bradley, thank you for the cookies you gave me the other day.
Bradley: Yeah, you’re welcome. You better had put your heart into eating those.
Akira: Of course, they were very delicious! Did you have any past experiences with baking or cooking?
Bradley: You’re asking if I have any experiences with cooking? Does it look like I do?
Akira: Um, well…you’re particular with the taste of your food, so I thought you may be experienced in that area…was I wrong?
Akira: That makes sense…it’s true that visiting a restaurant and ordering dishes directly from a professional would guarantee a tasty meal over trying it out yourself.
Bradley: Yeah, see? Now that you’ve got it, make me something.
Akira: Make you something…are you asking me?! Why this all of a sudden…?
Bradley: Yeah, you. You can cook, can’t you?
Bradley: I’m gettin’ hungry, but neither the Eastern country’s chef nor the human lady’s anywhere to be seen, but you’re right here.
Akira: But I’m not sure if I can cook up a good meal…I’m not very used to the ingredients here yet, and I don’t want to mess up the temperature, either…
Bradley: You should already know what’ll become of you if you produce a plate of charcoal for me.
Akira: Eek…I- I’ll try my best…
Bradley: …Tch! That bastard, he sure got a good laugh out of this…
Snow: Bradley, there you are!
White: We’ve looked all over the place for you!
Bradley: What now…
White: The Sage gave us Valentine’s chocolates last month, of course we’re here to talk about returning the favour!
White: Recently, the other wizards have been gifting the Sage presents in return for Valentine’s.
Snow: And we Northern wizards mustn't lose out on this event!
We’re starting with you, Bradley. You have to get up and out to get a gift!
Bradley: This again? I’ve already prepared one.
Snow: Oh well, if you won’t listen, we’ve got to introduce some physical encourage-…wait, wait?
Snow • White: To think you were a step ahead of us, Bradley! How unexpected~!
We’re very, very pleased!
Bradley: I didn’t ask for the chocolates, that’s for sure. And yet I still gotta give something back?
I don’t get it. And I don’t think I’ll ever want to get why this shit’s necessary.
Bradley: The kids from Central and Southern country kicked up a fuss about it, though..
And I don’t want to hear them yappin’ about it all day, so…
Snow: I see, so that’s why you’ve already prepared your gift. What is the gift, by the way?
Bradley: ….
Bradley: I’ll show you later…..If I remember to.
Snow: Hmph…we won’t be tricked! I know you’ll just act like you forgot all about it, and we’ll never see the gift!
Nero: Hey, Brad, they’re out of the oven.
Chapter 2
Snow: Oh, Nero! What's out of the oven? Something smells good!
White: Could this be for tea time today? I want to have a bite!
Snow • White: ….What’s this?
Snow: Nero, is this meant to be the baked remains of a cursed entity?
Nero: Uh, no…Actually, these are…
Bradley: ...
Nero: …. Pft!
White: …? Why’re you laughing?
Nero: No, no, it’s nothing….but hey, y’know, it tastes pretty decent…
Nero: Well, I’ve got to head back to clean the kitchen…Pft, haha…
Bradley: Tch….just “pretty decent”?
Snow: What does that mean?
White: Bradley, what’s this?
Bradley: Can’t you tell? Cookies.
Snow: These are….cookies…? You mean, you actually baked these….?
Bradley: Yeah, I thought I’d prepare a gift so great the sage would cry of happiness. A gift as luxurious as becoming my underling would be these: handmade cookies.
Personally made. Very priceless, don’t you think?
Snow: So that’s why you made cookies.
Now that you’ve told us the context behind these very uniquely shaped cookies, they suddenly look more pleasant.
White: Yes, very pleasant, and very special.
However, you’re a very skillful person. I’m sure another try would produce better results.
How about it? Wouldn’t you try once again, for the Sage’s sake?
Bradley: What? No way, that’s precious time gone.
Bradley: <
Bradley: Here, throw it in a bag and boom. Done. I’m giving this to the Sage.
Snow: No, no, wait! Wrap it properly!
Snow • White: Wait, Bradley!
2020 White Day Bradley’s Home Line message: Hey, you! …Just take them! I had Nero teach me how to make these, just returning the favour for Valentine’s last month. What’re you laughing at?! The shape’s meant to be unique, got it?!
Card Episode - Progressing Toward a Tastier Result
Akira: Bradley, thank you for the cookies you gave me the other day.
Bradley: Yeah, you’re welcome. You better had put your heart into eating those.
Akira: Of course, they were very delicious! Did you have any past experiences with baking or cooking?
Bradley: You’re asking if I have any experiences with cooking? Does it look like I do?
Akira: Um, well…you’re particular with the taste of your food, so I thought you may be experienced in that area…was I wrong?
Bradley: You can’t compare eating to cooking, they’re completely different.
Instructions like mincing meat, or sprinkling in salt…I can’t be bothered to do such painstaking actions.
Akira: That makes sense…it’s true that visiting a restaurant and ordering dishes directly from a professional would guarantee a tasty meal over trying it out yourself.
Bradley: Yeah, see? Now that you’ve got it, make me something.
Akira: Make you something…are you asking me?! Why this all of a sudden…?
Bradley: Yeah, you. You can cook, can’t you?
Bradley: I’m gettin’ hungry, but neither the Eastern country’s chef nor the human lady’s anywhere to be seen, but you’re right here.
Akira: But I’m not sure if I can cook up a good meal…I’m not very used to the ingredients here yet, and I don’t want to mess up the temperature, either…
Bradley: You should already know what’ll become of you if you produce a plate of charcoal for me.
Akira: Eek…I- I’ll try my best…